A. VIL-LA-MENT

In all its near one-forty years,

this club has rarely known such tears!

Since when, at home, did this club suffer

and appear such a duffer?

It goes on, and on, does it not?

this gross insult to man and tot.

Paul Lambert probably made the right decision to include Benteke in the line-up - after all, he's not been scoring and needed some shooting practice against a lower division side!

Oh, dear - so what went wrong?

It wasn't even until late on that Villa had their first attempt on target.

This is really getting very sad.